Once upon a time there was a girl called Sinéad, and one day, when she was minding her own business, she unexpectedly died. After getting over the initial shock of it all, she found herself standing before a tall figure at the gates of heaven.
‘Yes’, responded Peter. ‘I know who you are.’
Peter looked at her, said nothing for a few moments and then reached into his pocket for a hand-written scroll.
Sinéad was surprised by the question and took a few moments to think of a suitable answer.
Peter noted her response and opened the scroll.
Sinéad swallowed as her life flashed before her eyes, and the saint began to read out a very long list:
2. Driving a petrol-thirsty car when you knew it emitted more CO2 than other models.
4. Buying out-of-season strawberries from Spain to feed your son.
6. Repeatedly buying plastic bags because you stupidly forgot to put your ‘bags for life’ into the boot of your car.
8. Using chemical-ladened products to clean your home because Tesco in Stillorgan didn’t stock Ecover on the day you were there and you simply couldn’t wait to go to another store.
10. Throwing out thousands of disposable nappies and baby wipes because you felt there was no viable alternative and were too busy to wash dirty cloths.
Sinéad sighed, shook her head and answered, ‘I’m sorry, Peter. I knew all of those things were wrong – well, not exactly right. It’s just that sometimes I felt like there were no alternatives. I could try to justify these things to you but I guess there’s just no point. All I’ll say is that I’m sorry, Peter…D’ya think does God know?’
‘Oh. Well that’s it then. So what happens now?’
Sinéad knew that Peter was right. She could have made better choices but always justified her actions because they were legal and deemed to be socially acceptable during the time in which she lived. But she also knew that just because something was legal or socially acceptable, it didn’t necessarily mean that it was right.
‘Maybe’, replied the saint. ‘I will send you back and give you another chance but you must change your ways. Let simplicity guide you from this point forward and you’ll be all right.’